This being the week on Halloween I thought that it was appropriate to bring some more stories of me being a chicken. On Monday I was walking to school it was about 7:15 in the morning. Now I was walking minding my own business walking down the same street that my first story took place. The sun was rising it was for all accounts a wonderful morning. As I was strolling along I hear this sound of a crisp crunch of leaves. Not only did I hear it but it was getting louder and the crunches were happening faster. So my heart jumped in to my throat, I clenched my fist and turned around. I saw a person on a bike, the bike rider just swerved around me. Not just a person it was an elementary school student. I think he had a safety patrol belt around his book bag. He was not just riding any bike he was riding a bike that was red and had plastic pieces on it to make it look like a motor bike. I spent the rest on my walk trying to stop sweating, and trying to massage my heart out of throat. Elementary students are dangerous, watch out!
My second story happened Wednesday of this week. Now it was very early in the morning about 5:30 in the morning and I was walking my dog, Simon. I was almost back to my house when I see this red, Chevrolet, Cobalt driving erratically. The car was stopping, starting, pilling in peoples driveways, and just not acting normal, so I start to get scared so I power walk the five minutes to my house to safety. When I get in to my drive way the red car pulls in front of my house and throws something at me. I scream! I don’t just scream I scream like a lady. I hit notes so high only dogs can hear. Speaking of dogs while all this is happening, my dog is hiding behind my legs. Thanks man’s best friend! Well I guess he still is man’s best friend because I am no man, not after that scream. I am a lady. Now after the guy throws the object he drives off am I go to see what was thrown. The guy threw the Columbus Dispatch at me. I am scared of the paper boy. Extra! Extra! Read all about it. George Simon screams like a little girl when a guy throws the paper at him! Extra! Extra!
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